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Monday, March 9, 2009
Call 911 ... I'm either having a heart attack or just sleepy
Posted By Tom Barberi on March 9, 2009, 3:37 PM
The latest study from Sweden says that Daylight Saving Time causes heart attacks to go up 5 percent; when we switch back to standard time, coronaries go down 5 percent.
The only good news I find in all this is that the Legislature ends this week while we're undergoing the change! Not that I wish any ill on anybody, but turnabout is fair play. Every time these bozos get together and want to talk about booze laws, I get chest pains.
Thank God for Scotch to calm my nerves.
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