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Two things you can always count on for holiday weekends: No new episodes of anything (except for a fresh
Mad Men on AMC Sunday--maybe something will finally, you know,
happen), and cable marathons of the stuff they always run, anyway.--- Really, what
is the point of an
NCIS marathon on USA? It's already on 65 goddamn times a day! Here's what's happening this weekend, couch potatoes:
Saturday, Sept. 5
BET: The Game
Cartoon Network: Total Drama Island/Total Drama Action
Discovery Channel: American Loggers/Mythbusters
G4: Ninja Warrior >
MSNBC: Lockup
TV Land: Married With Children
USA: House
VH1: I Love the New Millennium
We: Golden Girls
Sunday, Sept. 6
Animal Planet: River Monsters
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BET:
Tina & ToyaDiscovery Channel:
Planet EarthDiscovery Health: Trauma:
Life In the ERHallmark:
Little House on the PrairieMTV:
MadeScience:
How It's MadeSpike:
Band of BrothersSyFy:
Destination TruthTLC:
Police Women of Broward CountyTV Land:
Beverly Hillbillies/Andy Griffith ShowUSA:
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit >WE:
Bridezillas
Monday, Sept. 7 (Labor Day)
A&E: Criminal Minds
ABC Family: Secret Life of the American Teenager
Animal Planet: Whale Wars
BET: The Game
Discovery Channel: Dirty Jobs
Food Network: Chopped
G4: Cops
GSN: Catch 21
History Channel: Gangland
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MSNBC:
Caught on CameraMTV:
16 & PregnantNational Geographic:
Dog WhispererOxygen:
Dance Your Ass Off (ack!)
SoapNet:
One Tree HillSpike:
Band of BrothersStyle:
SupernannySyFy:
Ghost HuntersTBS:
The OfficeTLC:
Cake BossTravel Channel:
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations >USA:
NCISWE:
Golden Girls