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My opinion is, of course, based on solid principles and not personal prejudices. Now come take a look at my hilarious Obama-with-a-Hitler-mustache poster!
Nobody mistook my Swiftian prose for a literal argument when I read this aloud in a sarcastic tone of voice; surely readers won't, either.
This went so well, I think next week I'll send in that list of Michael Jackson jokes I've been working on.
I'm shocked and surprised that a right-wing Republican congressman could be so shamelessly arrogant. Also, I was shocked and surprised this week when Saturday came after Friday.