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Saturday, September 5, 2009
Friday Letters Roundup (Special Saturday Edition!)
Posted By Brandon Burt on September 5, 2009, 8:15 PM
- Every home saved from destruction is a step on the road to Stalinism. ---
- My opinion is, of course, based on solid principles and not personal prejudices. Now come take a look at my hilarious Obama-with-a-Hitler-mustache poster!
- Nobody mistook my Swiftian prose for a literal argument when I read this aloud in a sarcastic tone of voice; surely readers won't, either.
- The President's coming, and he's after your children!
- This went so well, I think next week I'll send in that list of Michael Jackson jokes I've been working on.
- I'm shocked and surprised that a right-wing Republican congressman could be so shamelessly arrogant. Also, I was shocked and surprised this week when Saturday came after Friday.
- Who needs logic or evidence when you're preaching to the choir?
- I've discovered I can disguise my homophobia behind a facade of homeless activism.
- I'm must say, I'm very saddened by and disappointed in the tone of discourse all you commie, American-hating, faggot liberals have adopted. Show some class!
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