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Friday, October 9, 2009
Friday Letters Round-Up
Posted By Brandon Burt on October 9, 2009, 12:45 AM
- The people's right to say whatever nonsense pops into their heads without fear of criticism shall not be infringed.
- Silence that folderol! Silence it, I say!
- Oh, those archeologists with their so-called "fossil evidence" and "scientific method"! Will they never learn?
- That "death by stoning" option is looking pretty good by now
- That new hanging/stabbing craze the kids are all into? Lady Gaga started it.
- Dear TSA: Wanna get married?
- I also like to think of the resultant fatigue and muscle aches as "angel kisses."
- We'd be extra-avid if Simon would show his sweet side more often.
- I miss the days when jaywalkers were shot on sight.
- Leave Britney alone!%uFFFD... Um, er, I mean Leave Glenn alone! Right now! I mean it!
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