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Friday, October 16, 2009
Friday Letters Round-Up
Posted By Brandon Burt on October 16, 2009, 11:34 PM
- Enclosed, please find a copy of our teaching manual "Getting Shitfaced on Columbus Day: It's like St. Patrick's Day, except for Italians."
- After consulting the Wikipedia entry for "Norwegian Gaffes," I've determined it was the Vidkun Quisling Affair that most overshadows Barack Obama's Nobel Peace Prize.
- Cutting taxes on the rich and slashing education funding has always worked so well in the past. Why don't we try it again?
- Uh, oh! Across-the-board funding cuts affect rich people, too! Looks like a liberal conspiracy to me!
- Let's bring our kids to an arena full of nervous and irritable ranchhands who have just been told they can't smoke or chew. Why should the animals be the only ones who are pissed off?
- The Deseret News welcomes submissions from responsible peyote enthusiasts.
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