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Friday, December 25, 2009
Friday Letters Round-up
Posted By Brandon Burt on December 25, 2009, 9:32 PM
- I used to phone in these helpful investigatory suggestions, but for some reason the police stopped answering my calls.
- Passive-aggressive grandparents seem more charming around the holidays.
- Marrying a Mormon doesn’t prove anything. The only reliable test is Trial by Water -- anti-Mormons float.
- My vegetable garden really took off when I started storing depleted nuclear rods back there.
- That delegate from Yemen will rue the day in 1983 she snubbed me!
- Thy Congressional bill doth darken even the glorious visage of Lord Glenn Beck, forsooth!
- It’s only bad when the Democrats do it.
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