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Thursday, January 7, 2010
Power Through Positive Real Estate!
Posted By Brandon Burt on January 7, 2010, 3:53 PM
Damn, looks like the LDS Church has it down!
Steps to a sweet land deal: ---
1. Shut down downtown retail
2. Watch property values plummet as existing businesses die off
3. Buy downtown property at bargain-basement prices
Soon, you won't have to go to Temple Square. Temple Square will come to you.
Does this mean that, someday, all of downtown will be off-limits to gays? Not to mention nightclubs? And will those crazy-annoying born-again anti-Mormon protesters have to set up on every streetcorner in the downtown area?
Time will tell.
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