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Friday, February 26, 2010
Friday Letters Round-up
Posted By Brandon Burt on February 26, 2010, 11:48 PM
- I support raising taxes on people who are not me.
- It's hard to imagine how anybody in Utah could possibly be interested in the fact that a member of the LDS Church won an Olympic gold medal.
- Our belief that Jesus was a teabagger is based on sound theological principles.
- Also, I heard rumors that Obama is coming to take my guns after he gives Ban Ki-moon a key to the White House.
- Drama-queer love is beautiful! Drama-queer love is strong!
- Also, I'm infuriated about t he lower taxes I'm paying under the Democratic government, because I only like Republican tax cuts.
- I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in your motherfucking private residences!
Bonus Bette Davis performance (from Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, the best psychodrama horror show ever):
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