Hello
all you ten-year-reunion harassing enthusiasts. Sorry, I've been
getting messages all week long from people reminding me that my high
school reunion is happening in two weeks. To which I have to ask,
would any of you pay $40 to waste your Friday night at a Kearns golf
course (with no alcohol mind you) to listen to hundreds of people
drone on about their lives and pretend to give a crap about yours in
return? There's already a place for this... and its called Facebook.
Let's get away from that redundant hellhole and look at something
better. The latest addition to the 337 Memorial Wall.
--- Speaking
of things to bitch about, I'd like to address all the dance companies
and their dancers in the state. ...Look, I'm not going to criticize
the work you do, I can't do any of the moves some of you do on a
nightly basis, nor would I try. But great talent is no excuse for
poor judgment. And as we approach October I believe a trend needs to
be stopped. And that trend is: performing Michael Jackson's
“Thriller” routine. I understand why its done, its
recognizable, its endearing to anyone who loved the 80's or Jackson,
there's over 100 instructional videos out there teaching you how to
do it, and in the end its a go-to dance. And that's exactly the
reason it needs to stop because you ALL FUCKING DO IT! Its been done
to death, pun intended. Its so by-the-numbers and easy to perform,
I've seen it done at the end of a production of Arsenic & Old
Lace by a group pretending to be the dead bodies in the cellar. That song isn't just my bathroom break at shows, its a chance to catch up on phone messages, get a drink, and maybe get a bite to eat since everyone drags it out for the full twelve minutes. And
because the overuse of it is so rampant and annoying locally, I'm not giving coverage or interviews to any
dance company who does it this year. Seriously,
you have the talent to do wondrous routines and performances, why
waste it on this?
Moving on, let's talk events. UtahFM has
been plugging away for over two years now as a second source for
community radio, and coming up they're going to hold their first big
concert event for the public. “Radio Not Included” will be the
internet station's first benefit concert over at Bar Deluxe next Saturday. Performances from The Black Arrows, Cavedoll, Muscle Hawk, Fictionist and more. Not to mention tasty food from (as of this posting, not reflected on the poster below) six different diners and restaurants. These guys have done a hell of a job picking up the slack on the local end where others have bailed, and have provided a decent alternative and some kind of competition to KRCL in variety. Much like I do during Radiothon, I highly urge you to head to this show and show these guys some love. And now you can pick up tickets at Slowtrain.
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