What’s new tonight:
30 Rock (NBC) Live Episode: Everybody forgets Liz’s (Tina Fey) 40th birthday, Jack (Alec Baldwin) stops drinking, and Tracy (Tracy Morgan) says a whole lotta crazy shit—and it’s all live! Well, live on the coasts, where the important people are.
Fringe (Fox) Last Ep Before Hiatus: Read all about it in today’s True TV.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Bravo) Series Debut: Remember when you thought Bravo was too “gay”? Now, it’s too damned Housewives-y: Tonight, meet another crop of over-tan cougars with too much time, money and chardonnay on their hands. One of ‘em (Kim Richards) was an actress who had roles in such seminal film classics as Escape From Witch Mountain (the ’75 original) and Tuff Turf … Nope, still not interested.
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (FX) The excellent sixth season continues, with Dee and Dennis attempting to crash an exclusive country club pool (doesn’t work out), and Mac and Charlie rebuilding their own childhood swimming pool (really doesn’t work out). When will these crazy dreamers catch a break?
Also new tonight:
Grey’s Anatomy, Private Practice (ABC); The Big Bang Theory, Shit You Shouldn’t Watch, CSI, The Mentalist (CBS); Community, The Office, Outsourced, The Apprentice (NBC); Bones (Fox); The Vampire Diaries (The CW); Project Runway (Lifetime); The League (FX); Jersey Shore (MTV)
Preview: It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’s Kaitlin Olsen (shooting the snot rocket) still doesn’t look all that pregnant, right?