The People’s Choice Awards (CBS) The only entertainment-trophy show that matters (suck it, Golden Globes snobs), once again hosted by Blondie McBoobs from the Big Bang Theory. ---Since you’re people, you already know who’s going to win, right?
Stars in Danger: The High Dive (Fox) Special: Would you believe, two hours of “stars” (including Jwoww, Terrell Owens and Alexandra Paul) in a high-dive competition? WT fuck? Apparently, no one at Fox planned for those pesky weeks between The X Factor and American Idol.
Also new tonight:
The Middle, The Neighbors, Modern Family, Suburgatory, Nashville (ABC); Whitney, Guys With Kids, Law & Order: SVU, Chicago Fire (NBC); WWE Main Event (Ion); Hot in Cleveland, Happily Divorced (TV Land); Amish Mafia, Moonshiners (Discovery); Barter Kings (A&E); Top Chef (Bravo); The Soup, Love You Mean It With Whitney Cummings (E!); American Horror Story (FX)