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Wednesday, August 27, 2014
Which one of you has what it takes to out chug Mayor Becker tonight?
Posted By Colin Wolf on August 27, 2014, 12:46 PM
Dear GYA, You think you can out chug me? You think you have what it takes to tip one back and pound a cold one through your feeble little beer hole faster and stronger than me? Well, bring it on! Let's do this! Now, I'm only gonna say this once, anybody who wants to step to the Chuggernaut and bring shame to their households, can meet me at O' Shucks at 5:30 p.m. Graaaaaah! - Mayor Ralph Becker, Salt Lake City
Ralph, clearly no one in this fair city would dare step to the mighty Sir Ralph of Chuggastein. Only a fool-hearted jester would even entertain the idea of smiting the Lord of Lager, giver of ales, master of hoists. Here's a few other options happening tonight for all of you who don't dare to challenge Mayor Becker:
Garage rock band Jessica Hernandez & The Deltas will be at Urban Lounge tonight. Locals Lady Murasaki and Holy Water Buffalo are also on the bill. The show starts at 8 p.m. Tickets are $8.
Two-time Grammy winner Melissa Etheridge will be at Kingsbury Hall. The show starts at 8 p.m. Tickets are $55-$65.
California rapper Phora will be at The Complex. The show starts at 7 p.m. Tickets are $16.
For today's complete list of things to do, click here.
Ralph, clearly no one in this fair city would dare step to the mighty Sir Ralph of Chuggastein. Only a fool-hearted jester would even entertain the idea of smiting the Lord of Lager, giver of ales, master of hoists. Here's a few other options happening tonight for all of you who don't dare to challenge Mayor Becker:
Garage rock band Jessica Hernandez & The Deltas will be at Urban Lounge tonight. Locals Lady Murasaki and Holy Water Buffalo are also on the bill. The show starts at 8 p.m. Tickets are $8.
Two-time Grammy winner Melissa Etheridge will be at Kingsbury Hall. The show starts at 8 p.m. Tickets are $55-$65.
California rapper Phora will be at The Complex. The show starts at 7 p.m. Tickets are $16.
For today's complete list of things to do, click here.
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