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  • Where are Utah’s Reps—hiding under their desks?
  • Where are Utah’s Reps—hiding under their desks?

    Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
    • This is amazing—Utah’s 2nd Congressional District representative, Celeste Maloy, and 3rd District Rep. Mike Kennedy, showed up at a town hall, defying instructions from on-high. And you'll never guess what happened: They were “booed” and told in no uncertain terms to do their f--king jobs.
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  • Democrats shoot the moon by losing and have Trump right where they want him.
  • Democrats shoot the moon by losing and have Trump right where they want him.

    Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
    • Well Wilson, the Democrats look like ... something that stinks. Since Donald J. Trump was sworn in on January 20, 2025, he and his Sancho Panza have not been titling at windmills. No siree bob, they've been riding roughshod over the U.S. Government, as the Democrats look like helpless fools in a bad Chuck Schumer suit. (New Yorker Schumer being the Democrats leader in the Senate.)
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  • Bring us the head of SLC Police Chief Mike Brown
  • Bring us the head of SLC Police Chief Mike Brown

    Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
    • The best government is the government closest to the people—except when it isn't. The Republican supermajority on Capitol Hill likes to mess with Salt Lake City. It's like a hobby or avocation—or an itch they just have to scratch, like when they drive past a 7-11 and just have to go in for a 32 oz. Diet Coke.
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  • Utah’s Mike Lee seeks to cut funding for Marxist NPR and PBS.
  • Utah’s Mike Lee seeks to cut funding for Marxist NPR and PBS.

    Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
    • Hey Wilson, did you realize that NPR and PBS are a bunch of commie pinkos? Big Bird and Cookie Monster are actually Marxist shills. Who knew? But thanks to Utah Republican Sen. Mike Lee, we now see that's exactly what they are. He wants to stop funding them immediately through his “Defund Government Sponsored Propaganda Act.”
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  • Salt Lake City is an “underrated destination,” according to The Washington Post
  • Salt Lake City is an “underrated destination,” according to The Washington Post

    Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
    • Hey Wilson, did you know we are an “underrated destination?” It's true. According to The Washington Post, the City of Salt is one of 12 destinations—including the Bahamas, Europe, Australia and Japan—that you've got to put on your travel wish list. I know what you're thinking Wilson—any publicity is bad publicity, because it just brings more people. Despite what our political and business leaders say, we have enough people already.
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  • CBS caves to Trump, turns over unedited Harris interview.
  • CBS caves to Trump, turns over unedited Harris interview.

    Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
    • That rumbling sound you're hearing is Edward R. Murrow rolling over in his grave. CBS just broke the First Commandment of Journalism: never, ever, let anyone outside your news organization see your work product.
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  • Proposed bill in Mississippi: “Contraception begins at erection”
  • Proposed bill in Mississippi: “Contraception begins at erection”

    Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
    • Well Wilson, this is going to be hard ... er uh, difficult. A Mississippi state lawmaker has introduced a bill called the “Conception Begins at Erection Act.” It is a mouthful. The legislation would make it illegal for a man to masturbate or engage in other sexual acts when he has no “intent to fertilize an embryo.”
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