Best New Beertopia
Beerhive Pub
Wrapped inside a beautiful, historic facade, Utah’s newest beer emporium is an instant success. Though it may be remarkably unique, Beerhive’s frosty bar—it keeps your pints cold—seems little more than a pleasant gimmick, something to talk about for a minute with your date. Because, really, who’s going to let these delicious beers sit long enough on the bar to warm up? What really shines is the bar’s lengthy beer list, full bar and reasonable prices; emphasis on artisan beers; knowledgeable bartenders; great downtown location by TRAX; and, well, basically all the fundamentals of tavern mastery.
128 S. Main, Salt Lake City, 801-364-4268
Best Bowling Alley
Best Hidden Bar On High
The Tram Club
Ensconced in the depths of Snowbird’s Lift Lodge, the Tram Club offers guests an intimate, rustic getaway—a place to imbibe, relax or let loose throughout the year. In warmer months, the club’s patio opens up onto a pristine mountain setting that, during festival season, swells with the sounds of roots, blues and gospel music. Inside, pool tables, video games and wide-screen TVs provide much of the entertainment, along with live bands and dancing. Often, regulars have the place to themselves. Considering the cool retro-chalet atmosphere and staff of friendly ski fanatics, it’s no wonder regulars prefer to keep this place on the down low. Shhh.
Snowbird Resort, Highway 210, Little Cottonwood Canyon, Snowbird, 801-933-2222, Snowbird.com
Best Cocktails
Best Gay Bar
Legacy
Radio City
Ordering a 1-liter bottle of Miller High Life amidst the faded glory that was Radio City, fabled as the oldest gay bar west of the Mississippi River, was a peculiar delight. Once a hot spot for jazz musicians coming through town on the railroad, Radio City (147 S. State) was a link to generations of queer Utahns past. In the 1950s, the transvestites were stealth, the men were dapper, and you didn’t go to Radio City without proper attire. By late 2009, when the place closed for good—and its building razed—the glory had been replaced by a grittier vibe. Nevertheless, a beer at Radio City’s bar was an encounter with gay history that will be missed.
Best 400 South Addition The Green Pig Pub The long-gone Cabana Club on 400 South was always a favorite, if somewhat claustrophobic, nightspot. It’s hard to believe the open and spacious new Green Pig Pub occupies the same Cactus Street corner. Former Port O’ Call bartender Bridget Gordon took a literal hole in the wall and blew it out into the picture of urban sports-pub cool: high ceilings, brick walls, plenty of wood and a vintage bar hauled over (in one piece, no less) from the old Anchors Aweigh diner a block west. With regular live bands, multiple TV screens, cheap daily drink specials and a menu that’s above and beyond what you’d expect from a bar, the Green Pig is the best addition to 400 South since TRAX. 31 E. 400 South, Salt Lake City, 801-532-7441, TheGreenPigPub.com |
Best Cheap Drinks
Best Amateur Pole-Dancing
Habits
Have an aversion to pasties and dangerously high heels? You don’t have to be a “professional” to work any of the three poles at Habits on Tuesdays, when the swank mid-valley club offers free lessons from experienced aerialists—after a few $3 martinis, maybe you’ll even pull in some tips. Dudes are welcome—encouraged, even—to try their hand and other extremities on the pole … Seriously, there’s nothing more fun to watch than that.
832 E. 3900 South, Salt Lake City, 801-268-2228
Best Shaken & Stirred Kristauf’s Martini Bar Much like the late-night DJ dance parties, all of Kristauf’s martinis are always shaken and never stirred ... unless requested. From a classic dry vodka martini to salacious “Oh Sooo Sexy Martinis,” it has more than 70 options on the menu, and the bartenders can whip up an encyclopedia of cocktails beyond. The serene nook transforms into a dance party of soul, funk and rock from DJs and live bands, shakin’ into the wee hours of the morn. However, don’t try to drink a martini while you dance—it’s messy. 16 W. Market St., Salt Lake City, 801-366-9490, MartiniBarSLC.com |
Best Downtown Expansion
The Huka Bar & Grill
The ever-sexy Huka Bar & Grill does more business in Murray than most nightclubs do downtown, so it was only a matter of time before the Huka opened a second location closer to the Temple’s zip code to better serve smokin’ (in every sense) urbanites. The new Huka, located underneath The Bay, isn’t quite as spacious as the original—a cozier vibe but with no fewer TV screens, sexy wait staff or, of course, hookahs. What is bigger: The daily menu, geared toward downtown business folk with brunch, lunch and dinner.
404 S. West Temple, Salt Lake City; 151 E. 6100 South, Murray, 800-281-4852, MySpace.com/TheHukaBar
Best Historic Strip Club
The Lighthouse Lounge
Small, dive-y (in a good way) and located on Ogden’s 24th Street for more than 50 years, the Lighthouse Lounge is a zero-frills strip club that’s great for a draft and a dance (it’s a beer-only tavern with a single stage, one girl at a time). Too bad Ogden has built up around it to the point where the Lighthouse is now in the wrong “zone” to remain a sexually oriented business (again, it’s been there for more than 50 years). In October 2009, the Ogden City Council told the Lighthouse’s owner to either become a stripper-free bar or move to some far-flung industrial section of the city. A travesty—that ain’t the Ogden we know.
315 24th Street, Ogden, 801-392-3901
Best Dance Club
Best State Street Comeback (Again)
Bar Deluxe
When Bar Deluxe shut down in May 2009, it looked like SLC had lost another excellent live-music venue forever (or, what would seem like forever in bar time). But, just as when the club arose from the ashes of Egos years ago, the Bar Deluxe was back in business and rockin’ State once again by October. The club features more DJ nights than before (including “Catch a Vibe” reggae Mondays), but the Slippery Kittens Burlesque and local and touring bands still rule the stage (Chali 2Na was the Saint Patrick’s show to beat this season, in case you missed it). Good to have the Bar-D back.
666 S. State, Salt Lake City, 801-532-2914, MySpace.com/BarDeluxeShow
Best Local-Band Nights
Club Vegas
Salt Lake City’s most consistent venue for national heavy-metal acts is also home to regular homegrown-talent showcases like Bandwagon Live (which films local bands for replay on Comcast On-Demand), the punk-tastic Raunch Records parties and the straight-up weekly Local Band Recognition Nights. Club Vegas doesn’t just book locals; they also act like they give a damn about the fact, and promote as such.
445 S. 400 West, Salt Lake City, 801-364-8347, MySpace.com/ClubVegasRocks
Best Gay Club
Best Legal Mafia
Steel City Mafia at Club 90
Come football season, many clubs don additional colors besides the favored University of Utah red when fans gather to cheer on their favorite hometown teams. You can see groups of various organizational skill and membership levels supporting Notre Dame, the Detroit Red Wings, Chicago Cubs, USC and so on. Perhaps the best and the noisiest, though, is the Steel City Mafia that meets at Club 90 whenever the Steelers are playing. Decked in their traditional black and yellow, and armed with fans who make a grand day of it from the parking lot onward and back again, the SCM lets loose with the gritty good times associated with Pittsburgh. It doesn’t hurt that Club 90 serves up the same good times as they have for 30 years on football Sunday—lots of screens, lots of noise and lots and lots of food.
9065 S. 150 West, Sandy, 801-566-3254, Club90SLC.com
Best New Metal Joint
Abyss Rock & Roll Sports Bar
It doesn’t look like much from the outside, but inside, North Temple’s Abyss is virtually unrecognizable from its Old Bottling House days: The black, chrome and nautical interior resembles a slick Sunset Strip rock club crossed with the Krusty Krab from SpongeBob SquarePants. The emphasis is on the rock, though. The Abyss’ slammin’ sound system and weekly rosters of newbie and veteran local metal acts (like 30-year party animals The Pedestrians), as well as the occasional touring marquee band, make it the headbanger hideout to beat. And the food ain’t bad, either.
1390 W. North Temple, Salt Lake City, 801-521-8500, AbyssRocks.com
Best Dive Bar
Best Bar Burger Bombs Lucky 13 Think there’s no burger you can’t conquer? Even Lucky 13’s “standard” 7-ounce, all-fresh hamburger/cheeseburger offerings are daunting meals, but the specialty stacks would send vegans screaming for the hills. Those include the “Ring of Fire” (smoked bacon, roasted jalapeños and habaneros, sautéed onions and cheddar cheese), the “Celestial Burger” (bacon, grilled onions, cheddar cheese and BBQ sauce) and the “Big Benny” (double meat, double cheese, stacked 12 inches deep)—but none compare to the ominous “Lucky 13 Burger.” Imagine a foot-tall beef tower incorporating two grilled-cheese sandwiches and several other ingredients mentioned above; now imagine finishing off that and a “Big Benny” in one sitting for the “Lucky 13 Challenge” (survive and you get ’em free). Lucky 13 also has plenty of beers to choose from—you’ll need it. 135 W. 1300 South, Salt Lake City, 801-487-4418, Facebook.com/Lucky13SLC |
Best Cozy Bar
Poplar Street Pub
Coffeehouse charm—plush couches, lamps, end tables—but with adult beverages, Poplar Street Pub is the perfect, amicable bar. It’s better than your living room for its capacity, drink selection and hip scene, and just as cozy. Beyond the front room sits another bar, a pool table and a large patio for seasonal swilling. Even the off-street front facade has an air of tucked-away ease-fullness. And, nothing’s more comfortable than affordable beer, so check out $3.50 micro steins on Mondays.
242 S. 200 West, Salt Lake City, 801-532-2715, PoplarStreetPub.com