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Eclipse The third installment of the Twilight franchise,
wherein a vampire (Robert Pattinson) and a werewolf (Taylor Lautner)
battle for the eternal love of a girl (Kristen Stewart) who could
probably do better. But not much better. (Summit; release date Dec. 4)
Inception A thief (Leonardo DiCaprio) and his … dream team … infiltrate the subconscious of a corporate mogul to plant an idea so as to make it seem like his own and pull off the ultimate crime. The idea?
To make a fourth Twilight movie. (Warner Bros.)
The Situation Workout Before tanning and laundry, you gots to get to the gym,
son! That’s right: Now you, too, can have killer freakin’ abs just like
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino from Jersey Shore! In just five 15-minute workouts, you’re STD-ready! (Gaiam)
Barry Munday An unsuccessful “ladies man” (Patrick Wilson) literally loses his balls in an accident, only to wake up to woman (Judy Greer) who claims that he got her pregnant—pre-testicle-loss, of course. Ostensibly a comedy … ouch. (Magnolia)
A Fistful of Brains Two brothers in 1800s North Carolina feud over control of a small town—but one has a zombie-making potion disguised as a life tonic! It’s somewhere between that Juggalo western and Cannibal: The Musical. (Brain Damage)
More New DVD Releases (Dec. 7) Boy Meets World: Season 4, Caged Animal, The Dog Who Saved Christmas Vacation, A Dog Year, Law & Order: Season 8, Shrek Forever After, The Year of Getting to Know Us