“When does my favorite show come back?” If I had a dollar for every time I’ve been asked that, I’d seriously consider why I haven’t been demanding money in exchange for information. Here’s when everything returns; send cash c/o of this publication.
* New series; looks promising.
** New series; looks irritating.
Tuesday, Sept. 6
Sons of Anarchy (FX)
Tuesday, Sept. 13
90210 (The CW)
Ringer (The CW) *
Parenthood (NBC)
Wednesday, Sept. 14
Survivor (CBS)
America’s Next Top Model (The CW)
H8tr (The CW) **
Up All Night (NBC) *
Free Agents (NBC) **
Thursday, Sept. 15
The Vampire Diaries (The CW)
The Secret Circle (The CW) **
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (FX)
Archer (FX)
Monday, Sept. 19
Dancing With the Stars (ABC)
Castle (ABC)
How I Met Your Mother (CBS)
Two & a Half Men (CBS)
Two Broke Girls (CBS) *
Hawaii Five-0 (CBS)
The Sing-Off (NBC)
The Playboy Club (NBC) **
The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen (Comedy Central)
Tuesday, Sept. 20
Body of Proof (ABC)
NCIS (CBS)
NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS)
Unforgettable (CBS) *
Glee (Fox)
New Girl (Fox) **
Raising Hope (Fox)
The Biggest Loser (NBC)
Tosh.0 (Comedy Central)
Workaholics (Comedy Central)
Wednesday, Sept. 21
The Middle (ABC)
Modern Family (ABC)
Revenge (ABC) **
Criminal Minds (CBS)
CSI (CBS)
The X Factor (Fox) **
Harry’s Law (NBC)
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC)
Thursday, Sept. 22
Charlie’s Angels (ABC) **
Grey’s Anatomy (ABC)
The Big Bang Theory (CBS)
Person of Interest (CBS) *
The Mentalist (CBS)
Community (NBC)
Parks & Recreation (NBC)
The Office (NBC)
Whitney (NBC) *
Prime Suspect (NBC) *
Friday, Sept. 23
A Gifted Man (CBS) **
CSI:NY (CBS)
Blue Bloods (CBS)
Kitchen Nightmares (Fox)
Fringe (Fox)
Nikita (The CW)
Supernatural (The CW)
Saturday, Sept. 24
Rules of Engagement (CBS)
Saturday Night Live (NBC)
Sunday, Sept. 25
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC)
Desperate Housewives (ABC)
Pan Am (ABC) **
The Amazing Race (CBS)
The Good Wife (CBS)
CSI: Miami (CBS)
The Simpsons (Fox)
The Cleveland Show (Fox)
Family Guy (Fox)
American Dad (Fox)
Boardwalk Empire (HBO)
Monday, Sept. 26
Mike & Molly (CBS)
Terra Nova (Fox) *
Gossip Girl (The CW)
Hart of Dixie (The CW) **
Wednesday, Sept. 28
Suburgatory (ABC) *
Happy Endings (ABC)
Thursday, Sept. 29
How to Be a Gentleman (CBS) **
Private Practice (ABC)
Sunday, Oct. 2
Hung (HBO)
How to Make It in America (HBO)
Dexter (Showtime)
Homeland (Showtime) *
Monday, Oct. 3
House (Fox)
Wednesday, Oct. 5
American Horror Story (FX) *
South Park (Comedy Central)
Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time (Comedy Central)
Thursday, Oct. 6
The League (FX)
Monday, Oct. 10
Bored to Death (HBO)
Enlightened (HBO) *
Tuesday, Oct. 11
Last Man Standing (ABC) **
Wednesday, Oct. 12
Psych (USA)
Sunday, Oct. 16
The Walking Dead (AMC)
Tuesday, Oct. 18
Man Up (ABC) **
Friday, Oct. 21
Chuck (NBC)
Grimm (NBC) **
Boss (Starz) *
Sunday, Oct. 23
Once Upon a Time (ABC) **
Robot Chicken (Adult Swim)
Thursday, Oct. 27
Beavis & Butt-head (MTV)
Sunday, Oct. 30
Allen Gregory (Fox) *
Thursday, Nov. 3
Bones (Fox)