Eight “Irish” musical acts still very much available to book for your St. Patrick’s Day bash:
8. MC Danny Boy-eee & DJ O’iPad: The LepreCrunk Xperience
7. The Dirty Mother Fookers: Punk-Irish Party/Fight Band
6. Haggis Sabbath: The Gaelic Blitz of Ozzy Hits
5. Black & Tan: Comedy Duo Specializing in Racist Jokes & Songs
4. The Blowtards: Bagpipe Troupe for Those Who Don’t Get the Difference Between Irish & Scottish
3. Celtic Woman-in-Transition: Pre-Op Transgender Drag Show & Acapella Group
2. Guinness & Levitra Present: The Middle-Aged Dubliners
1. The Flogging Dropkick Molly Murphys: A Tribute to the Bands You Can’t Tell Apart When Drunk