Eight local Halloween attractions to avoid this year:
8. Nightmare on Main Street: Spooky Unoccupied Office Tower Tour
7. The KoRn® Maze Hosted by Munky & Fieldy
6. Downtown SLC Ghost-Horse Carriage Ride
5. The Mild Anxiety Alleviated by Antidepressants Asylum
4. Fear Factory Outlet
3. The Accursed Early Christmas Display
2. The Haunted Hall of Eerily Similar Ochos
1. Mike Lee’s ObamaScares!
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