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Don’t worry America, ICE probably won’t detain you.

Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
So, agents with the U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) arrested Newark Mayor Ras Baraka for trespassing in the parking lot of a detention center. It's true that trespassing usually is not an offense that'll get you arrested—you might get a citation—but this is different.

King? Pope? Donald Trump is America’s own Walter Mitty.

Taking a Gander
Don’t be surprised if you start seeing AI-generated photos of Donald Trump on the cross at Calvary, or if, at press conferences, he starts inviting Fox News reporters to inspect his scars. That would be Trump’s most blatant attempt to make himself appear important and relevant.

Democrats rebrand as the party of “We’re Not Them.”

Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
So Wilson, listen, the Democrats have a problem—branding. You know what pops to mind when you hear the word “Democrat,” and the pundits say these days it isn't so good.

The late Pope Francis stood apart as a Christian leader willing to condemn international atrocities.

Taking a Gander
Monday morning, April 28, 2025. Hopefully everybody’s heard the unsettling daily news and fully appreciated the great compassion of our world leaders. All have chimed-in, on a united front, over the tragic terrorist violence in Pahalgam, India, condemning the attack in which 26 people—mostly tourists—died.

“ICE Barbie” Kristi Noem’s big meal deal in DC.

Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
She may be the secretary of Homeland Security, but “ICE Barbie” Kristi Noem couldn't keep her $4,000 designer handbag secure while snarfing down a double cheese and fries at a D.C. burger joint.

The American press, including Utah journalism, is trapped in a race to the bottom.

Opinion
I love what I do for a living. Not everyone can say that—so I routinely remind myself how rare it is to find a job that nourishes rather than merely sustains.

LDS church could offer 401Ks with tithing—or not.

Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
Ruling in favor of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in a lawsuit brought by disaffected members, a federal court recently ordered that the church can use tithing anyway it wants. Its investment portfolio is reportedly worth some $100 billion.

Americans are living the nightmare of a toddler president bedtime story.

Taking a Gander
My Uncle Sam’s household had devolved into a symphony of sighs and weary shuffles, the ceaseless demands of home and family threatening to drown Betsy and Sam. One chaotic evening, amidst the debris of a lukewarm, chicken nugget dinner, Sam threw up his hands in mock surrender.

You little taxpayers, you’re in for a big treat

Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
Great news for Salt Lake City taxpayers: You'll now be paying $300 million more for the magical wonderland coming to downtown around the Delta Center.

Donald Trump’s birth defects threaten our democracy.

Taking a Gander
What President Donald Trump’s personal physician won’t tell you about his recent five-hour physical is that Trump has a serious congenital deformity. It seems that Mother Nature threw him a real curve, getting the connections to his trachea and digestive tract totally reversed.

The idiot’s guide to bliss in the Donald Trump years.

Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
1. Turn off your morning alarm clock and take afternoon siestas in a Mayan hammock. 2. Drink any and all liquids you can get your hands on. 3. Absolutely never watch the news on TV, it harms the cerebral cortex.

Donald Trump’s reality-show presidency scores big ratings while the global economy teeters.

Taking a Gander
Tune in tomorrow, folks, for another exciting episode of the Donald Trump MAGA Reality Show. It promises to bring more shock and awe to a world that is holding its breath.

Prophet? Governor? Tyrant? Brigham Young's fans and critics both misunderstand who he really was.

Opinion
If you have spent time in downtown Salt Lake City in recent years, you likely have noticed scaffolding around the Lion and Beehive Houses on Temple Square.

Americans hide under the covers while evil presides.

Taking a Gander
Why do good people remain silent? The answer seems ridiculously clear: Safety.

God bless Mike Lee and the jackass he rode in on.

Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
Boy oh boy, are we lucky to have Sen. Mike Lee around. Utah's senior senator is an expert on the U.S. Constitution and if you don't believe it, just ask him.

Utah GOP hardliners might not like what the party becomes if they get their wish and repeal signature gathering.

Opinion
Since the passage of SB54 in 2014, far-right hardliners have managed to monopolize the GOP delegate nomination system.

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