Eight commercial scanners being considered by the Utah Legislature should driver license info be voted to replace private club memberships:
n8. Drunky Spotter 5000®
n7. The Lil' Violater (a division of Diebold)
n6. Ronco Privacy Parrot™
n5. Microsoft Totalitarian® for Windows
n4. DataSucker 2.0 (a division of WaddoupsCo)
n3. Homeland Security Junior Officer Kit©
n2. RectalSpy® Implant System for PC & Mac
n1. Constitution B-Gone!™